Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Candid Talk!!

I don't even know why did I even have the damn time to think that my college would be interesting after the long summer break- this is whats called height of boredom

Mission Cha-bar

It actually began with a hunt to find this place in the statesman building...I know advertising can be expensive but boss atleast tell you are watchman that there actually exists a place with that name!

And I couldn’t get any cheaper by asking for a lift from "STAR" and then describing his car as AC waali Lambi Gaadi...We r Indians, we're cheap! I mean what's new??!!

And so began the worthless talk-err-debate on what is the condition of our country, I mean come on… I haven’t seen myself talking some sense in like years- the last time I spoke sense was probably when I was in school and that too on stage about some terrorism discussion. Or Maybe when there was a total freakkkkked out hype for that social association AIESEC
So why do I call it worthless?
Because no one cares a shit about our opinions!

I mean what is the govt. giving us man?
A bunch of quotas for those minorities, which makes us into deeper shit because we see them join Jamia’s and Stephen’s and we just WATCH crows and birds fly outside the campus!!! is this what the majority of the population is getting??

What happened to all those who protested? a month long coverage on news channels????- FINISHED???? Waste of 100's of litres of water to push them back??

We don't need a PM like Manmohan 'Sonia' Singh

Not even a CM as Sheila Dikshit
does it matter to who is the PM or the CM...its always gonna be the same.

I don't say the American or Uk govt. is not corrupt but the people are happy- they get what they want, atleast to the limit.

Ok so we can boast about the metro, and all those Jazzy octopus Flyovers- but do we exactly have anything to THANK the govt. for???

Monday, July 16, 2007

Things I don't get bored doing...

Was watching an old season of friends today..
Had fun with me!
I just realised that there are a hell lotta things that i can't get over with...
doing them since like ages- still brings back the same old smile, the same old happiness back on on my face and i just love doing them without the intention of it!

You know..things like...

Laughing on the old Chandler-Joey jokes
or be it any episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Eating Maggi
Watching Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar or Andaz Apna Apna
Calling Anuradha and giving Missed Calls to Aditi
Talkin to Nishant on MSN
Hearing Neha call me "Pompie"! -It's just too fit to be stupid but i Love it!
Listening to Chandni Raatein at night....
Talking in Baby Voices!
Splashing water on Mom (she loves it- I looooovee it)
Finding Dads Chappals when they go deep under the bed. (hee hee)
Calling Mom "heroine" and "chhori"!
Calling Dad "uncle"!!
Mawaali Dancing on "Beedi"!!
Laughing on the stupidest Joke possible!
Singing "Allah ke Bande" in a Bhikari Voice!
Calling Popcorn as "Cokkom" and Chutney as "Chuntie"..
Commenting on "Baayees number waaley"....my sis will figure this out (hey Neha..isnt it fun???)
Abusing cutely...."Ullu Patta" and "fook you"

Oh Gawd- I'm laughing so hard now
Are you??- ha!! as if i care! *Fook you*

kheeeeee!! <---- I love saying this too!!

Saturday, July 14, 2007


A lot has changed when i last sat down and "wrote".

Been busy. Been thoughful. Been angry. Been upset. Been joyed. Been OVER-joyed. Been subversive. Been Cranky (n believe me been this the most). Been crazy (as always). Been sensible. Been Talkative (what-ative??), Been Religous. Been hateful. Been Intimidated. Been Nervous. Been Abusive. Been Transgressive. Been Smitten. Been Excruciating. (hey i know a lotta adjectives!!! so lemme add.....) Been Reading Newspapers!!!
Been Me!!!!!

I have realised how things mess up that easily but when you Believe.. they are okay the next minute.

I have entered a space where I am supposed to feel good and feel insecure the same time. Last year of my college (which has already been fucked...umm not so much in the past 2 years), and the last chance i get to see me settled somwhere. To decide that SOMEWHERE is SOMETHING.

The PR i work in these days is keeping me busy. Away from HBO and STAR MOVIES which was getting on my nerves. Also keeping me away from a good night sleep- which again is getting on my nerves.
Days go by like a superfast train witout stoppages. Fixing my room, Making tea for Mom, Dancing on Himesh Reshammiya numbers (try this out its the best stress buster, better than alcohol, you'll end up laughing so hard!), Watching NatGeo with Dad- all's being missed these days-Honestly!
Never mind- it's temporary!

Radio one has vanished into thin air like a magical pixie horse!!

Life's too busy to die!!!
But Life's just shitting around with everbody- I'm telling you!!...It'll end!!

So am I back with a Bang????
(haha as if the population of india waits fr my blog than Ekta Kapoor's unimaginable mess)

Goodie byebye