Wednesday, January 31, 2007



before i write this blog down id like some uselful info to be told to the people who read my blogs...
first of all if u really have something to say to me abt my blog u better comment...dont send me crappy scraps on orkut by sayin "u seem to be moved by big boss". whats ur damn problem if i am!! i think ur quite moved by my blog!!!
second of all sending me scraps wont make me talk to to you! so GET a LIFE...thats L-I-F-E to be precise cuz i think you might have not heard it quite often!
some chu-chu people we have on orkut...well i think whoever in the world u the first and the last para of that blog and then go in front of the mirror and slap urslef! u deserve it!

Skipping back to the memories of my vacation!! calm yet so much fun!!
though a lil bit of feelings set apart! (dont destroy ur brain by thinkin too much on dis particular line thats a lil sumthin for myself)
from the slim streets of bangkok to the open spaces of pattaya i cherished each moment which is trapped in a realm of the memory side of my brain! it is all so nice
shoppers paradise and lovers paradise!

Spend a wonderful time there only to get back to Kolkata airport where i see the "indian-ess". i know i might say a few words against my country. It'll be just truth!..if anyone gets disgusted by it...go wash ur face!
its just like when u want to remember gud things bad things happen...thats exactly my experience at the domestic terminal of kolkata airport as we had a connecting flight back to delhi!
first of all we had to wait for 6 long hours at the shitty airport terminal in front of the "foolon ki dukan" (lol yes thats what it was). and at the baggage check-in we get to waste time bacause the typical bribe hungry policeman wanted a lil treat for himself as he saw the scotch in our had to seal the bag just to make sure nothing goes wrong. then we see this CHANDALIKA policewomen (a typical big mouthed BONG AUNTY) for those who feel repudiated by me at this line..i dont think i'll apologize because i intend to repudiate you!!!
she spoke as if she owned the world. swear to god its a shameful sight to see the attitude of police in our country, its not defamed cuz of nothing.. i think it deserves it! the whole country is a mix "sabji" of corruption and corruption and corruption... did i mention corruption???
then i see a firang who is roaming here and there in search of his lost- oh wait- STOLEN handbag!!! what a beautiful impression of our country (Jai Hind!).
Man what a "Kachra" of my trip!!!
and wait theres more to come!
Air deccan (or is it air dhakkan). now people its the most beautiful flight iv ever...EVER come across in my life. that i dont want to travel in it again!! u see its so cleann that one doesnt wish to sit on the seat. he'd rather sit on the floor! (oh by the way for the braindead- sarcasm intended here)

And i want to sue the ticketing manager because he's been letting some passengers fly free in it. not fair. about a thousand "machhars" flew free from kolkata to delhi in the air dhakkan!!!
not fair!!!! they should pay too....!

well "Phew" was the world when i landed to delhi..u cant expect anything out of that flight! LOSERS!
believe me if ur travelling by plane beware of two things: one KOLKATA AIRPORT and two AIR DECCAN!! shit is what they both are! this is the warning for you guys..!! if uve booked some tickets for this flight cancel them as u will be shocked to see the service! or if u want to know the defintion of a poor flight...go for it!!! enjoy the bumpy ride..they play music too in the plane and thats the sound of some loose spare part that goes "patarr-patarr" as you're in flight!

a serious note:
if anyone associated with air deccan reads this (which is like .0001% chance) please help out this airline its sick!!!!!!!
and to the govt. i say: making those religious advertisements and gloomy videos of lanky palces in India wont help..neither would ur never ending speeches help...make a difference from the citizen point of view! (though its useless to write it but just incase..if i could be the one to upstart anything let it be)

and again i say: if any bloody creature feels that im being oversmart or whatever bullshit u want to throw on me....please keep ur thoughts to urself because u'll be the gud for nothing citizen of this good for nothing country!! but if u really want to add any viewpoints ur free to comment!


Wednesday, January 17, 2007


You know the time when one just stops thinking about things they always think about? (huh??) ok. but it happens with me!
someday just all of a sudden my mind just starts wondering about the "world" that doesnt matter to me, it basically has nothing to do with me! ( to be precise- the "world" i mention here is of the people who i see around while i am actually thinking about the above mentioned crap) ----too confusing????
yes i am!!!

i boarded the morning bus to my college and sat on the seat where the conductor sits misleading the passengers about the route of the bus, to why i sat there-because the guy sitting on the ladies seat did not care to stand up!
it just takes like 10 mins to reach sheikh sarai 2 from ma place but all thanks to delhi buses that even a 10 minute drive becomes 30 mins long! greedy bastards want to board as many people they can not knowing that the bus has limits! so they dont care! people r not humane anymore!

example? hehe none other than BIG BOSS one sympathy gainer show is BIG BOSS!!
so Kashemra (oh i spelled it wrong..hehe isnt it funny this way..anyways i mean KASHMERA) is back in the show!..ewwwww (puke puke). after she came in i realised that people who call or think themselves as "sophisticated" are actually full of hypocrisy and are blinded with their sophistication (meaning nothing to them).
see the way she's tryin to be "SATI SAVITRI"!! she's a GERM. writing here wont actually make a difference but i feel like doing sorry to say but when i heard she has a husband...i was like he blind?? no?? he has to be deaf then.. i mean hats off he's living with you as your "husband"..!!!..she's not HUMAN!

Amit- o Gawd!!! he thinks that behaving arrogant and portraying himself as a psycho makes the world care for him!! yeah right!!* im getting irritated cut down the volume please* and he smashes the wall with a punch!!..ha! we all get irritated shut up!

Carol- *ooh look im a baby*, * look im cute*, *look i dunno hindi*!!..model industry is short of brains!!.. she's decent in her own little way..i'll tell u why- she does same things as others but in a diplomat way!! she's an impostor too! Merry Christmas!

Rahul- yawn!!!!

Ravi- his zindagi is sure JHHandwaaa!!, mr. PRAVACHAN..."im just RIGHT", bloody hell!..hypocrisy is a shorter version of what he is!!!! u know sumwhere in his brain he's got a majoooor misconception that he's the most handsome guy on earth!! (he looks like donald duck! doesnt he?)

i used to hate rakhi for what she is but she is the only person who can be real!!! atleast her profession did not teach her to be fake!!! i want her to win!!!!

STATUTORY WARNING: these views are of my own and as the govt. has bestowed me with freedom of speech i feel free to express em..those who think i have no right to do so..keep ur thoughts to urself!!!feel happy!! yay!!!this aint a reality show and aint a confession room! i do wat i want!! but down the line they are all true!!...m not fake as the people i mention above!! losers!


Wednesday, January 10, 2007


I remembered my stay in Pune today, the place was AAAhhhhmmmaaaazzingggg!!! with little green hills all around and a beautiful road...seemed more romantic in the *raat ka andhera*!!
all i could do was peep through the glass window and feel the breeze blowing my hair (giving me a phaantaashtic hair ishtyle).
i felt the need to be on a bike.felt the need for speed. just wanted to go zooooming aywhere i wanted to!!! ANYWHERE!!!
being on a bike felt like something imperative in my life!
then i saw a few youngsters with their roaring bikes speeding up a hill ( it was sooo damn coool)
i wishhhh.......

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

NO.. i do not have cold!!! Delhi does!

College begun!- so spending half of my day is a lot easier than before, though i have to go in this awesome cold but its ok! not much of studies happening, its jus the semester papers we r getting back.. n i have actually scored well!!!!..yippeeez to me!!

Was standing alone in the sunshine today outside my class room in college, and some bunch of sleazyy freaks still think that behaving like 11 yr olds is cool!!! i felt like bumping my head on the wall and telling them to get a grip on life..or maybe just GET A LIFE!!! but just thought that God was anyways not happy to create them. so i should just be quiet n maybe make them feel a little happy about their existence in the world!

The first day of college after the winter break brought a sad news as well- the news of our besttttest professor who is retiring in 15 days!!
there are some things that dont much affect you on long term basis, but they do fr a shorter period of time! to be very frank im not gonna miss him all my life but yeah till 3rd year is over i'll miss his wisdom!
it really made me sad. i swear to God that such a man was born to teach! he's just perfect! and some way or the other it showed in him that how much it means to be a teacher!
i have learnt a lot from him!

Dad surpised me again with one of his whacky trips! He always ALWAYS manages to surprise me! this time it was shocking because i was totallly oblivious!! And i think we've been holidaying since an yr n a half now! i thought that now it'll be a break ( i needed one honestly to spend time with me and Myself) but the temptations of that place is getting me alll excited and the better sis n jiju r going along too! its moms birthday which will fall during the trip! so it is a special one altogether! yippeez to my DAD !!!

had fun today in and after college!
ate CRAX!!! i love em!! hee hee
and cafe nescafe rocks!

Friday, January 05, 2007

happy 5 days old "new" year!!!

so 2007 is here!!!!! yaay! wat do i do????
waiting for college to open!!! so baaaaddd!!! fed up sittin at home!...all the whitewash all the jing bang!! its soo boringgg...sit up in one room n kaam chalao anyhow!! cant go out! i missed so many gud movies!!! wanted to see kabul express!! heard its bombed in india..but i know its gonna b nice!
n guess wat adds to more BORIYAT...cable's screwed!!!!! that was our welcome to 2007- a blacked out television set!
with only news channels!! swear to god iv never seen so much news in my life ever! and it seems they all just got one thing to do dese days..match kundli of aishwarya rai n abhishekh bachhan-"mere hisaab se abhishek ke liye yeh saal shaadi ke liye shubh hai" gimme a fuckin break!!! i was sooo tossed up!!! WAKE UPPPP N SHOWW SENSE PLZZZ!!!! they arnt gonna invite u anyhow!! so stop chamchagiri!
set top box my foot!

anyways! new yr eve was nice! missed dost!!
but at d end it got scary too..we nearly got stuck in midst of was tooo fogggy...n brrrrr-inngg cold...never driving in fog again!!!

read an old mail saved in my inbox today..its like 2 yrs old and the funniest of alll, its a conversation i saved bak then..cheezy guy cheezy stuff! but..i jus open it and read it sumtimes to hav a gudlaugh!!! imagining hw can some people be like that!!
school time stuff! in some way school WAS fun.. all the things that used to happen! gossip and discussions n messing with our class teacher! oh gawd bullied her like hell! she was actually scared of her students!..i miss deeksha!! her cute laugh!
I wanna go fr the alumni only to meet my friends... its happenin soon. looking forward for it!
anyways the big thing comin up is college n my result fr the semester!!..hope i'd performed well!!!
wishing myself luckk